May 2013
kanyewesticle:
My mom said dinner would be done in 30 minutes and that was 34 minutes ago I’m losing my patience
sacaswagea:
immergerd:
sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
urbancatfitters:
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
“My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.”
– Jonathan Carroll (via larmoyante)
cokeflow:
when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
majortvjunkie:
it’s ok if you hate me as long as I hated you first
babyferaligator:
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
maydaykoigo:
curiouslyhigh:
bunnywith:
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
richard-sp8-jr:
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
psychah-delic:
recovering is strong
eating is strong
ignoring the voices is strong
refusing to give in is strong
recovering is not weak
me when I first got my tumblr: *cries because I don't know what to do*
me now: *cries because this is all I do*
pizzattack:
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
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sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
allonsyforever:
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
